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Humour Birthday Cards

Nothing like good laugh delivered on the cover of comical Humour Birthday Cards to present a tickle of hilarious fun to convey your celebratory sentiments. Therefore, jest and kid your pals with these super Birthday Cards of a mild temperament, containing a lively stock of wisecracks ludicrous statements and headlined with silly friendly gags for almost all the family. Bringing together a side spitting collection of amusing satire, nonsensical imagery and farcical Humour situations of general absurdity. Noting to offend in this category

Humour Cards

An abundance of witty and funny remarks on these Humour Cards of a mild disposition making a delightful greeting of gift for almost anyone

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Oh I just love what you've done with your hair
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Remember, if we get caught I'm deaf and you don't speak English
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Happy Birthday You Old Goat
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I love the sound you make when you shut up
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You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by ‘for your age’
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Incredible. You are living proof evolution is going in reverse
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You've Still Got it! It's a shame nobody wants it
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In dog years you're dead
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Thanks a lot. The sweater was a huge hit at the dog park
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This is bullshit.
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You know you're old, when you laugh and tears run down your legs
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It’s lovely to see you at your age, so bitter, mean and full of malice
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Enjoy your day! Now go do that voodoo you do so well
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She had been finding it difficult to cope, since becoming a mummy
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The Secret of Staying Young? live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
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Well first the engine will explode and then...
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But I can still hear the voices, Mummy
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You know you’re old, when you fart and your pelvis snaps
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You're not a complete idiot...some parts are definitely missing
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On this special day every sentence must finish with the words ‘in accordance with the prophecy’
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Those mad scientist have crossbred a donkey with an onion. This beast will bring tears to your ass
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it’s a good job you’re not made of chocolate. I might eat you!
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
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I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos. But then I wouldn’t have any friends
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Oh look. Your husband's drowning
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It Is Wine O'Clock Yet?
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David wasn't gay. He just helped out when they were busy
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Happy Birthday Dear
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My grandmother started walking seven miles a day when she was your age?
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If you're ‘normal’ please get the hell away from me. I don't want to catch it
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To offer someone a mint is polite.
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You’re not over the hill yet. Keep walking!
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Simply, Hilarious...
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Simply, Embarrassing...
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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If life doesn't scare the shit out of you. You're doing it wrong!
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I just Let My Mind Wander. Unfortunalely it didn't come back
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You're Blinding !
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This birthday I demand everyone address you as ‘my Lord’
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Sorry but your birthday cake collapsed from the weight of the candles
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Pick It Up Bitch
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To you and your Babooning Bottom
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Let's ride the big rainbow to Gayland
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What recession?
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He dead. Sorry...
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Age Denial
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Amazing Sister
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Botox? Moi?
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Urgh! I've eaten something that doesn't agree with me. No you haven't
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No. You look more gay
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